YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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