Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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