Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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