normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
So squirting runs in the family.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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