i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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