Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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