are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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