Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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