We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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