Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize