apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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