She is in my trunk
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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