whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I need to calm my uterus...
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