Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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