Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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