Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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