He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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