the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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