Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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