he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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