The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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