so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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