problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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