youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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