Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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