we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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