dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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