thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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