This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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