I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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