Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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