can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
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Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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