I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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