I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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