Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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