He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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