I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
