so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he thought i was a dude.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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