but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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