He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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