I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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