I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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