And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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