Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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