There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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