Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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