I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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