I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
ttyl tear gas
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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