This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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