Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
me + whiskey = a bad person
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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