we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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