I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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