When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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