Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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