Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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