Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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