I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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